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Friday, September 22, 2006

If Scientific Thought Is The Pinnacle of Civilization, Why Is The Missing Link Still Missing?

science has brought us some great stuff. granted, most of it has been by accident, but science does deserve some credit for making our world better and easier. i am a big fan of anti-biotics (when they are actually needed), anti-sceptics, and of course, nutri-sweet. a lot of science can't be explained, even by the scientists themselves. complexities like why aspirin actually works and why scientists will believe in anti-matter (which they can't see, but can observe the effects of) but not believe in God (which they cannot see, but can observe the effects of) continue to puzzle us all.

many people in western societies worship science. often, they display the same, if not greater, intensity of feeling than a supposed "bible thumper". the average public school-educated person will proudly tell you how the universe started with the big bang, how mankind came from monkeys (starting with single-celled creatures that eventually crawled out of the muck- yes, i know- i went to public school too) and that plants may have the same range of emotions as human beings, we just don't know it yet. sadly, almost to the person, not one of them can explain- with logic or even coherent sentences- any of these concepts. religious people are written off as mind-numbed robots blindly following some antiquated principles, letting others do their thinking for the. ironically, these very people, who cling to science as a lifeline to brilliance, are some of the most brainwashed zombies i have ever met. what makes it worse is that they wear the cloak of intellectual superiority, puffed up with pride about their extensive knowledge base, when in actual fact the dogma they adhere to is as intellectually bankrupt as any fringe-element cult.

case in point, the missing link. now, i hate to pick on old ML. he really never did anything to me. but i do remember the endless science units, year after year, shaping the young minds of me and my classmates, continually questing after this holy grail of science- the missing link. we learned about darwin the way christians learn about john the baptist. we studies his theories with the fervor of missionaries in the field. we watched the video made about the scopes monkey trail- inherit the wind?- and practically cheered for clarence darrow's eloquent defense of evolution (as opposed to backward creationism, espoused by that hateful william jennings bryant). we read article after article that backed up evolution- without ever hinting that there was another viable option. no "theory" of evolution. no this is one explanation of several. not, heaven forbid this is one version of the truth. not that this theory is as full of holes as the flat earth theory, but we just keep on teaching it because we can't seem to let it go. nope, we studied evolution.

okay, before you have a seizure, let me disclaim. no, i don't wish we'd studied the bible instead. yes, i've heard of separation of church and state, although i would postulate that my understanding of the concept is somewhat greater than yours. no, i don't think that equal time has to be given to every opinion on every subject.

that being said, i can't believe the textbooks STILL persist in "educating" students about evolution. when i was in school, the missing link was due to be found at any moment. although no links had actually been found to that point, and no one alive or in recorded history had actually seen or heard about any species morphing into any other (or even a higher order of itself), we and our earnest teachers believed with our hearts and minds that the missing link was out there, laying dormant for generations, just waiting to be found to put the last piece of the puzzle of darwinian evolution. well, young scientists, the missing link is still missing.

as a student in college, i learned about punctuated evolution. at least the was an attempt at intellectual honesty, although even punctuated evolution was little more than voodoo in terms of explaining the problems with the theory of evolution. really, there are no convincing ways to explain the development of complex structures like the eye in evolutionary terms. really, that could be okay if they were just honest about it. we think species evolved from single-celled organisms. we think there is survival of the fittest, in spite of the evidence to the contrary sitting in the seat next to you. we think that adaptive traits are procreated into the majority, while maladaptive or useless traits are bred out. okay, fine. but to teach scientific dogma, while at the same time belittling and invalidating religious dogma, and not even entertaining competing scientific theories, is just intellectually wrong, educationally unsound, and morally bankrupt.

so, if scientific thought is the pinnacle of civilization, why is the missing link still missing?

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Non-Trivial Trivia and The Price Of Blogblond

okay, the first and most important question- please answer if you know!!!

when McDonald's says howmanyever billion served, does that mean that number of burgers were served, or that number of customers served? seriously, this is driving me crazy...

also, what is the consensus on adding adserve to a blog? aside from the fact that it is a completely tacky commercialized way of selling out your "private" space, is it just knee-jerk agregious, or is it seriously offensive? if it is offensive, why? my first instinct would be to boycott any blog that has it- but on the other hand, the prospect of getting a check every month just because i have a few loyal friends willing to check my blog 9 times a day sounds rather convenient.

so, what do you think?

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Pro-Choice On Demand

latest update in the quest for free, easy, and available abortion on demand at all times for all people for any reason:

two parents are charged with kidnapping and other assorted offenses after kidnapping their 19 year-old daughter in an attempt to force her to have an abortion against her will. the girl- i guess actually woman (unlike the teenage or adolescent "women" with whom the abortion lobby is so obsessed ...)- was actually taken by force and had to escape at a rest stop and call police. it's not clear where her parents planned to take her, since one would hope that there are not too many doctors out there who would perform a medical procedure on a competent adult without her consent (actually completely against her will...). when the parents' car was searched, police found duct tape, cords, and other kidnapping paraphenalia.

i'm wondering how people who are clearly so pro-abortion could actually have had a child of their own...

i'm wondering where the choice is in this scenario, and why no abortion rights activists have come out and said what a clear bastardization of the "right to choose" this whole episode is.

i'm curious about whether or not the doctor who was going to perform this procedure has been tracked down and charged with criminal conspiracy.

but most of all, i am wondering what kind of "parents" would be so misguided about abortion and family and everything else under the sun that they could possibly convince themselves that they should murder their own grandchild in the interest of some higher goal.

and, as a corallary, what in the world could that higher goal have been?

Thursday, September 14, 2006

Recipes For Mata Hari

you asked for it, you got it. sorry guys, what follows doesn't actually tell you how to make mata hari- but these recipes might be good enough to get you your own woman of your dreams:

super easy chocolate mousse:
1-1/2 sticks margarine
3/4 cup cocoa
1 cup sugar
1 tsp. vanilla
4 eggs

beat together for 20 minutes. freeze. (don't skimp on the full 20 minutes...)
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amazing lemon mousse:
16 oz. dessert whip
12 oz marshmallow fluff
2 cans lemon pie filling (i have also used cherry, which is good, too)

whip the whip, fold in the fluff, mix in the pie filling. freeze. yum.

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chocolate heavenly pillow cookies (my dad named them- what can i say?- he says they taste like little chocoalte pillows from heaven- see for yourself...):

1-1/2 cups sugar
1/2 cup oil
1/2 cup cocoa
3 eggs
1-1/2 tsp vanilla
1-3/4 cups flour
1-1/2 tsp baking powder
1/2 tsp salt
powdered (confectioner's) sugar

combine sugar and oil, then add cocoa, beating until well blended. beat in eggs and vanilla. add dry ingredients, mixing well.

cover dough and put in fridge until dough is firm- about 4-6 hours.

preheat oven to 350. grease cookie sheet (even if you use foil). roll dough into 1 inch balls, then roll balls in powdered sugar, and place a few inches apart on cookie sheet.

bake 11-13 minutes. (less time for more fudgy cookies, longer for firmer ones) cool slightly and remove from cookie sheets to cool the rest of the way. this recipe can be doubled (or tripled if your mixer is big enough) and the cookies freeze really well.

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hope that's enough to get you started. now go buy some board games, and you could be an official satellite outpost of the blogblond network. good luck and happy desserting!!!

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

F.O.B.

friends of blogblond.

or friend of blogbrit, to be more specific.

this past weekend, we had a lovely visit with an old friend. he actually visited several weeks ago, too, and this past weekend we were lucky enough to have him back. we wish that josh could have been here to join the fun, but he was previously engaged, so our loss...

anyway, we just married off a blond/brit regular, who SHOCKINGLY does not have a blog. we'll call him eeyore, but only in the most affectionate way. he married a delightful girl from california and they now live here. so, we invited the old friend to come and celebrate with us.

let's call the friend j-deli (a pleasant compromise between a sort of ghettoed out street name, and a harmless nice jewish boy). j-deli is awesome. he is hilariously funny at all times. he shares blogbrit's passion for anything that can be grilled, and consequently they were able to do a midnight meat run/bbq fest that left them both smiling like high school girls in love. we played lots of scattergories (not telling who won) and even more trivial pursuit. luckily, i had rebel on my team for that, so i stood a fighting chance, but j-deli soundly trounced us more than once. oh, anysara, where art thou???

oh, and did i mention that j-deli is a recent and perpetual lurker on this blog?

some day, perhaps he will get up the nerve to say hello, but since we can't have the real thing, i told him i would blog about him.

we hope to be seeing him again in another few weeks. we are bribing him with salmon quiche and chocolate mousse (not together). he has not yet realized that he is dealing with a cookie whore...

in other news... nothing. so, hello j-deli. looking forwward to seeing you again soon. hello josh, who can read but not blog. hello k-hora, and anysara, and c. chammer, and !!!!sara!!!!. hello d, and dys, and MH and all of blogbrit's friends at work, who should be working instead of reading blogs. hello p-chick with too much personality, and hello rebel- maybe you'll have something exciting to blog about one of these days ;) hello to everyone, lurker and anonymous commenters alike. and for goodness sake, say hello to j-deli!!!