And Now For Something Completely Different...
like all proper geeks, i will confess to having googled myself. well, actually i googled blogblond...
guess what? unbeknownst to me, my husband, or anyone who knows me, i am a porn star! nope, not making that up.
after the first few google hits, which actually do link to this blog or my friend's blog, there are a ton of foreign language porn sites that feature blogblond. now, in the interest of full disclosure, i must be honest and say that i did not click on any of the links, so i don't know if i am any good at porn. don't know if i am a jaw-dropping hotty, or just a trashy czecholslovakian.
please be clear that i am not in any way encouraging any of you to check out my alter-alter-egos.
just thought it would be cool to brag a little and let you know.
'tis the season...
guess what? unbeknownst to me, my husband, or anyone who knows me, i am a porn star! nope, not making that up.
after the first few google hits, which actually do link to this blog or my friend's blog, there are a ton of foreign language porn sites that feature blogblond. now, in the interest of full disclosure, i must be honest and say that i did not click on any of the links, so i don't know if i am any good at porn. don't know if i am a jaw-dropping hotty, or just a trashy czecholslovakian.
please be clear that i am not in any way encouraging any of you to check out my alter-alter-egos.
just thought it would be cool to brag a little and let you know.
'tis the season...
13 Comments:
At Sunday, December 25, 2005 11:14:00 AM, Parsha Potpourri said…
BB all I can say is it's a shame there's no market out there for frum female comedians, because you rock! Wondering if you could team up with R' Orlofsky for some sort of kiruv stand-up routine...
At Sunday, December 25, 2005 11:50:00 AM, BlogBlond said…
photochick- i, i, i, uh- just don't know what to say...
parsha potpourri- thanks so much! i am wondering how you got to this blog- cuz i KNOW it wasn't by googling porn sites!! can't wait to find out...
At Sunday, December 25, 2005 12:25:00 PM, Anonymous said…
And what makes you so sure lol?
Actually I got here from anysara's plug for you. But I'll pay the shadchanus b/c it's well worth it!
At Sunday, December 25, 2005 6:51:00 PM, Josh said…
So I guess I'm the only one who thought that was BB?
At Sunday, December 25, 2005 9:41:00 PM, Anonymous said…
Now I know understand why Josh was so quick and eager "to give in to public opinion" and to agree to a date with photochick, cuz if she's friends with blogblond... lol
At Monday, December 26, 2005 6:24:00 AM, Anonymous said…
ok - just to verify - this is Mr. Blogblond,
This is actually how I found her married her. One of my dreams was always to marry a trashy czechoslovakian porn star. (I guess this makes google our shadchan)
So Josh - I guess you'll have to either change you shirt again or just simply come to us for a "spiritual" shabbos meal.
At Monday, December 26, 2005 6:39:00 AM, BlogBlond said…
hey PP- just to clear the reputation of josh's bachelorette #1- she is totally not like that! now bachelorette #2, on the other hand...
At Tuesday, December 27, 2005 12:21:00 PM, Dimmy said…
Blond, if you expected me to say anything in response to this entry, guess again.
Well I guess I did say _something_, but I will say nothing I would say on a Friday night :)
At Wednesday, December 28, 2005 7:02:00 AM, Josh said…
Anon- Even if there is a pole on top of your Shabbos table, chances aren't great for me getting out your way. I mean what would the point be, if I can't hand out dollar bills at the Shabbos table?
BB - Getting warmer? Maybe...
PC - Oh, is that the pic you sent me?
At Wednesday, December 28, 2005 10:57:00 AM, BlogBlond said…
hey dimmy- is this what i have to do to get you to comment (or not) on my blog?
josh- we prefer gift certificates to ikea...
anon- have i told you lately how much i love you???
At Wednesday, December 28, 2005 2:34:00 PM, Anonymous said…
you don't have to tell me - my little czechoslovakian!!
anon/blogbrit
At Thursday, January 05, 2006 12:49:00 PM, Anonymous said…
hi blonde why dont you put your email ut so i can chat with you
At Thursday, January 05, 2006 2:21:00 PM, BlogBlond said…
sorry, anon- i don't chat with anonymous stalkers... but thanks for reading the blog!
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