True Confessions of a Blogblond
okay, so in the interest of taking things down a notch, i have compiled the first (possibly of many- this all depends on how voyeuristic my readers are...) of True Confessions...
1. i once tried to flunk a math class so a boy i had a crush on would like me. he liked my stupid (also blond) best fruend, so i figured... anyway, i got a D in the class and they ended up going out...
2. i bought a pair of glasses to wear when i took the ACT in high school. this is before glasses were a fashion statement, and i didn't need them at all. but i thought they would make me look smarter, so i would do better on the test. yeah, i know- blond logic. funny thing is, i think the glasses actually worked...
3. my all time favorite movie is still sid and nancy- but i have no idea why, in spite of mulling it over for yeas and years...
4. i switched majors in college so i wouldn't have to take a statistics class...
5. the only class i did not 4. in college was human sexuality...
6. i have been cyber-stalking an old friend, who i recently found out has a blog. the sick thing is, my husband is now stalking him too, because his blog is hilarious...(it's called the letter D, in case you are wondering). as far as i know, he is unaware of his growing fan club...
7. i still think 80s music is the best...
8. i don't have enough juicy secrets to even make this a top ten...
1. i once tried to flunk a math class so a boy i had a crush on would like me. he liked my stupid (also blond) best fruend, so i figured... anyway, i got a D in the class and they ended up going out...
2. i bought a pair of glasses to wear when i took the ACT in high school. this is before glasses were a fashion statement, and i didn't need them at all. but i thought they would make me look smarter, so i would do better on the test. yeah, i know- blond logic. funny thing is, i think the glasses actually worked...
3. my all time favorite movie is still sid and nancy- but i have no idea why, in spite of mulling it over for yeas and years...
4. i switched majors in college so i wouldn't have to take a statistics class...
5. the only class i did not 4. in college was human sexuality...
6. i have been cyber-stalking an old friend, who i recently found out has a blog. the sick thing is, my husband is now stalking him too, because his blog is hilarious...(it's called the letter D, in case you are wondering). as far as i know, he is unaware of his growing fan club...
7. i still think 80s music is the best...
8. i don't have enough juicy secrets to even make this a top ten...
posted by BlogBlond @ 7:12 AM
17 Comments:
At Tuesday, December 13, 2005 12:36:00 PM,
The Letter D said…
Blog Blond,
I've been trying to figure out who you are by your blog, but so far I'm coming up blank. (I can track who links to my site, so I guess I'm cyber-stalking you back).
I'm glad you dig my blog.
D
At Tuesday, December 13, 2005 2:10:00 PM,
The Letter D said…
Actaully, I have my suspicion but it's too obvious to be correct.
At Tuesday, December 13, 2005 2:21:00 PM,
BlogBlond said…
well, d, i'll give you a hint: i'm the blond you knew whose middle name is not mao...
At Tuesday, December 13, 2005 3:07:00 PM,
The Letter D said…
Case closed. I can't believe I was in doubt.
At Tuesday, December 13, 2005 4:36:00 PM,
BlogBlond said…
should we put our poor chicago friend out of her misery? and, on a side note, what did you eat for breakfast growing up? i am so disturbed about the lack of cereal in your life...
At Tuesday, December 13, 2005 4:51:00 PM,
Anonymous said…
Sorry to interrupt, but here is the thing I was reminded of.... and please don't judge me on my formative years. When I was in elementary school I cheated on a MEAP test, just the math science part as those were my weakest subjects and it was way to easy to cheat. I was sitting at a table with the smartest kid in the class and all I had to do was figure out which question he was on. The funny thing is I was mentioned in the school newspaper for doing so well. Think I should set my parents straight???
At Wednesday, December 14, 2005 5:01:00 AM,
Anonymous said…
Just to clarify - the husband is not stalking him -He just enjoys a really good laugh!
by the way - he is still laughing
At Wednesday, December 14, 2005 5:31:00 AM,
Anonymous said…
I am not miserable
At Wednesday, December 14, 2005 6:06:00 AM,
Anonymous said…
Sorry to comment on an earlier post but
"i want to get more stuff, to stuff in the few places in my home that are not already stuffed with stuff"
as a grown up I expect and get no Hannukah presents. And even though I send my kids to public school it is a mostly Jewish school, so I am not giving them gifts so they don't feel left out. I give them gifts because it is part of our tradition, just like the latkes I spent two hours making.
At Wednesday, December 14, 2005 6:08:00 AM,
BlogBlond said…
hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! hi, not miserable! took me a minute to figure out... seriously, though, how fun is this?????????????????? and do you know what d ate for breakfast as a child? can't believe he hid that from us, his true friends... well, you probably knew it, didn't you?
At Wednesday, December 14, 2005 6:10:00 AM,
BlogBlond said…
for the record, stalker husband- it's funny either way! maybe you should be blogbrit? have a great day (we are all about great communication, after all...)love you!
At Wednesday, December 14, 2005 6:17:00 AM,
BlogBlond said…
hi anonymous, and welcome to this blog! just wondering- what tradition is that, exactly, to give gifts on chanukah? what part of the chanukah miracles does that commemorate? i am always open to learning...
At Wednesday, December 14, 2005 6:43:00 AM,
Anonymous said…
Sorry blond, both anonymous are me. I did know about D's sad breakfast habits.
As far as traditions, what I mean is my family's tradition. I agree it has nothing to do with the true meaning of the holiday but I think it is nice that all families have there own ways to make holidays special for themselves.
At Wednesday, December 14, 2005 7:04:00 AM,
The Letter D said…
I'm sure your readers don't want to be bored by my childhood breakfasts.
For the record though, I remember eating Pop Tarts. Lots and lots of Pop Tarts. Fortified with essential vitamins and minerals, you know.
At Wednesday, December 14, 2005 7:12:00 AM,
BlogBlond said…
okay, not miserable anon- but only because it's you:) so, really, what did he eat for breakfast??????
At Wednesday, December 21, 2005 1:41:00 PM,
Chabad Chammer said…
Yes BlogBlond, 80's music does rule. In fact I would like to state that no decent music has been produced since 1988.
At Thursday, December 29, 2005 8:36:00 AM,
AbleVaybel said…
Stats finally caught up with me in grad school, but I started wrangling with them in grade school already. I had to laugh about cheating on a math test. I was accused of it in "Butt-face Balseley's" class mamesh in kindergarten (no gan-brat I!). She said I'd counted the giraffes on Lori E.'s paper. I was so chuztpahdik that I told her not only had I not cheated but had I been inclined to do so, I wouldn't have cheated off of Lori as she never did know the right answer! Oy, I hope your kids are lots nicer than I was...
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