Confessions Of A Cookie Whore
a few nights ago, someone did a big favor for me and blogbrit. the next day i did some baking and sent him over a platter of assorted cookies. he came over to thank us, which was really sweet.
the funny thing was, a few weeks earlier we had new couches delivered. the moving guys came in as i was taking chocolate chip cookies out of the oven. so, i gave them a bag of cookies to take with them. a friend who was there for both events asked me afterward, "so, exactly how many guys have you made cookies for?'
and i realized: i am a cookie whore.
there. i said it. i realized that when d came to town on business, my first thought was to bake him up a batch of oatmeal cookies and take them over. when josh seems a little off his game, i want to run to my mixer (yes, josh- i know you have never actually received any cookies...). after an engagement party we made for a close friend, i sent baked goods to most of my neighbors, and forced the last few guests to pile high plates for their families at home. the blogbrit is alternately amused and horrified by this barrage of baked goods. my teenager asked me to bake a batch of white chocolate chip cookies as a going away present for a friend, so i guess it's rubbing off on the kids...
the thing is, i am safe. i wash my hands before baking. i don't use nuts in my cookies (in case of allergies). i always package them up in plastic before giving. so, okay, i am a cookie whore.
there are worse things i could be.
the funny thing was, a few weeks earlier we had new couches delivered. the moving guys came in as i was taking chocolate chip cookies out of the oven. so, i gave them a bag of cookies to take with them. a friend who was there for both events asked me afterward, "so, exactly how many guys have you made cookies for?'
and i realized: i am a cookie whore.
there. i said it. i realized that when d came to town on business, my first thought was to bake him up a batch of oatmeal cookies and take them over. when josh seems a little off his game, i want to run to my mixer (yes, josh- i know you have never actually received any cookies...). after an engagement party we made for a close friend, i sent baked goods to most of my neighbors, and forced the last few guests to pile high plates for their families at home. the blogbrit is alternately amused and horrified by this barrage of baked goods. my teenager asked me to bake a batch of white chocolate chip cookies as a going away present for a friend, so i guess it's rubbing off on the kids...
the thing is, i am safe. i wash my hands before baking. i don't use nuts in my cookies (in case of allergies). i always package them up in plastic before giving. so, okay, i am a cookie whore.
there are worse things i could be.
20 Comments:
At Thursday, June 08, 2006 6:24:00 AM, Mata Hari said…
you're a cookie pusher
i imagine a cookie whore would be someone who could be bought for cookies
At Thursday, June 08, 2006 6:45:00 AM, BlogBlond said…
hhhhhhhhhhhhm- i was thinking more along the lines of someone who gives lots of cookies to lots of people for free. but i see your point. according to your definition, i guess i would be a chocolate whore... something to think about, i suppose...
At Thursday, June 08, 2006 8:31:00 PM, Sarah said…
Nah, BB, you're just a food whore in general (in that you often send people away with loads of food or send it to them at their house when they're having a bad day..). but, cookie whore does have a nice ring to it...
At Friday, June 09, 2006 5:32:00 AM, BlogBlond said…
thanks AS- maybe you could be a soup whore? or a bread whore? after all, you're known by the company you keep...oooooooh, i know- you could be the homemade pie and smashed trifle whore!!! should we get t-shirts?
At Friday, June 09, 2006 10:08:00 AM, Sarah said…
I like "Smashed Trifle Whore", myself and I think we should definitely get t-shirts...
At Friday, June 09, 2006 10:14:00 AM, Mata Hari said…
which neighborhood do you guys live in again?
At Sunday, June 11, 2006 6:12:00 AM, Mata Hari said…
How about cookie monster?
At Sunday, June 11, 2006 12:32:00 PM, BlogBlond said…
how about t-shirts that just say i'm a ______________________ whore!
and we could just fill in whatever seems appropriate...
;)
At Sunday, June 11, 2006 1:29:00 PM, Josh said…
MH - Back off - BB's all mine, and I'm not sharing!
At Sunday, June 11, 2006 3:09:00 PM, BlogBlond said…
josh- awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...
pc- possibly you could be a chocolate cheesecake whore- that sounds way more edgy than just a plain cake whore...
At Sunday, June 11, 2006 4:26:00 PM, Mata Hari said…
josh - public domain, baby! come on - a neighborhood where they're handing out cookies, smashed trifle and and pie? i've just gotta check it out.
At Sunday, June 11, 2006 5:12:00 PM, Josh said…
MH - It's a tough street corner. I don't know if you could handle it. You're not edgy enough.
BB - Definitely my favorite post.
Brit - Not sure where you disappeared to while your wife is around whoring herself, but do you know how lucky you are?!?
At Sunday, June 11, 2006 5:24:00 PM, BlogBlond said…
josh- we don't exactly live on a corner...
mh- maybe we could arrange a care package???
At Sunday, June 11, 2006 5:24:00 PM, Mata Hari said…
Josh - Edgy, shmedgy. I want cookies.
At Tuesday, June 13, 2006 1:45:00 PM, Mata Hari said…
bb - sounds good. just ignore josh. he likes to create havoc and mayhem wherever he goes.
At Tuesday, June 13, 2006 2:04:00 PM, Inmymind said…
MH -- thats for sure!
BB -- I'm also an obsessive baker. But I emjoy baking cakes, brownies and pies more. Maybe we should open up a shop to help take care on the mental cases...like Josh ;-)
At Tuesday, June 13, 2006 2:22:00 PM, Mata Hari said…
inmymind - wow. a guy who bakes.
At Wednesday, June 14, 2006 10:32:00 AM, Inmymind said…
MH -- I'm not a boy!!
At Wednesday, June 14, 2006 10:52:00 AM, Mata Hari said…
inmymind - yes, i realized it subsequently and wasn't sure how to correct it.
i think i looked at your blog and your profile doesn't say your gender and the recent post make me think you were a guy for some reason.
so anyway - i guess that debunks the myth of the guy baker :)
At Wednesday, June 14, 2006 6:24:00 PM, Inmymind said…
I'm so sorry to disappoint you...maybe next time!
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