Where Is The Love- Or Is It All About The Porn?

okay, this is for all you slackers out there who read this blog, but give me no feedback:

when i was a pseudo porn star, i got like 8 million hits from readers spanning the globe. from bulgaria to hungary, to some oddly spelled south american country, i had people checking out this blog. granted, they only stayed long enough to realize that this blog has no naked pictures, but still...

now, when i spill out personal family business regarding what goes on in the blogbrit/blogblond family bed, i get nothing. insightful political ranting- nada. pithy comments intending to pith people off- zilch. so i am asking you all- what's up with that? can a blogblond get no love unrelated to porn?

i must admit that i do have the stat counter thingie- but that's like those boys who cheat on you in high school- they give you just enough irrelevant information to completely obfuscate the real point, and you're left feeling vaguely crazy. so, my stat counter will say- don't worry, blond- you've had several visitors over the last few days. their isp numbers- or ispn numbers, or whatever they are- were 754764.43.63737..754783583 and they uploaded or downloaded or uplinked 9.548 pages in an average of 42.65 seconds per page. what the heck is that? I AM NOT TECHNOLITERATE!!!!!!!!!!!!! that's like missing a phone call and your caller id says- yeah, someone called, but i didn't get a name or number. but they were calling from a blackish grey cordless phone with a 7" antenna from somewhere in the midwest. oh, and there was some kind of chip inside the phone with storage capacity for 4800 phone numbers. what IS that????

my husband actually bought me chocolate the other day to make me feel better about this lack of cyber love. even my guy on the side is two timing me- with my own husband (but that's another story...) (and a JOKE!!!!) . what a week... i am starting to feel like that guy in the office who has really bad breath- but nobody wants to be the guy to step up to the plate and tell him, so everyone just avoids him. then his one friend who does talk to him is like, no- nobody's avoiding you- it's just flu season and they're all germ phobic... so cyber pals- do i have cooties or are you all just slacking?

must i mention porn in every post in hopes of getting hits? what do i have to do to get some feedback around here? i know you're out there, lurking around your keyboard, thinking okay, maybe i WILL write something here... but maybe the blond will excoriate me (i have wanted to use that word on here for sooooooooo long!!!). maybe she really does have cooties and i will catch them if i post. maybe i will be exposed as a cyber-lurker and then i won't get an invitation to that afternoon tea i was hoping to attend... so, all i'm saying is, just grab the mouse and do the click and type the words and POST ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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